Teacher Humor, Teacher Memes and tagged 5th Grade Teachers, elementary school humor, Elementary Teachers, funny teacher, New Year's Resolutions, principal humor, School Humor, Teacher Humor, Teacher Memes, Teacher New Year's Resolutions, Teacher Problems, teacher someecards on December 30, 2017 by .
pensivesloth 3 Comments
It’s May and we’re out of…
–Markers that work, except yellow. We have lots of yellow.
–Pencils, but this isn’t new. We’ve been out of pencils since March.
–Pages in our science notebooks. Now we just tape pages in at the back as we go.
–Toner in our classroom printer. All the pages print with faded gray fonts and words too faint to see in some places. It’s kind of fun guessing what we think the author wrote, isn’t it?
–Construction paper, except yellow and brown.
–Staplers that work like they should. The green one is missing the bottom and only works on walls and the black one jams more often than it staples.
That’s right. We’re completely out of tissues (and it’s allergy season in Texas). This is my low-cost solution.
Luckily, we’ve still got plenty of books to read.
I’m kind of a book-a-holic.
–The Pensive Sloth
Hey Teachers–Here’s a list of new year’s resolutions to make you giggle! If you’re looking for more,
click HERE for the 2016 list and HERE for the 2017 list and HERE for the 2018 list.
nine more for 2019!